Tinder Got it Right!

Dating is dead! Dating is now the equivalent of shopping for a pair of socks on Amazon.com. Online dating has completely made a mockery of dating. Whereas dating used to be an event, nowadays its called Tuesday, or whatever day of the week you decide to meet up, have drinks, fuck, and never call each other again.

Differences Between the Sexes (DBTS): Restaurant Choices (aka: Five Weiners and a Fig)

I'm very particular about restaurants. I don't like chain restaurants like Fridays or Applebees or Olive Garden. At the same time, I don't like places whose menu relies on pictures of the food on a laminated menu in lieu of descriptions.  Seriously, if you cant make it sound good, then it probably isn't. I also don't like the big fancy restaurants that require a dress code and taking out a line of credit to order two entrees. 

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You might think I am overly particular and difficult to please, however, the restaurants I choose follow basic principles that I believe should be paramount to the success of any restaurant. Make good food and give me good service at a reasonable cost. The women I date may agree; however, I have found that depending on your sex, those basic principals are open to interpretation.

Meth Date Ever!

We all have baggage. Some of us have a carry on, some of us have a POD container that gets picked up by a tractor trailer.  That’s fine.  We all go through shit as a result of our own bad decisions. We recover and put our life back together and become productive members of society, right? RIGHT??? The question is, "What can I overlook and what can I not overlook?" Well, I had a greater understanding following an interesting date with "Methany."  

Sex is Violent!

In 1994, the movie 'Natural Born Killers' came out, whereby Woody Harrelson and Juliette Lewis play a couple that goes on a murderous spree.  Along the way, Juliette Lewis' character offers herself to an innocent looking gas station attendant who she heartlessly murders after fucking him on the hood of a car.  During this scene, the song 'Sex is Violent' by Porno for Pyros is playing in the background.  The song is perfect for this scene as it starts off slow and melodic and ends strong and reckless...much like sex often goes. This song reminds me of something that happened to me, or rather, to my muse, a few years back. 

The Dreaded First Date Fart

I don’t think women give credit to men for the amount of work they put into first dates. Think about your boyfriend/husband now, then think back to your first date.  Did he burp? Did he mindlessly zone out as you talked endlessly about your job and how Carol in Accounting is such a bitch? Did he play on his iPhone instead of discussing important matters, like should we paint the bathroom chartreuse or beige? No! He didn’t do any of those things, but he does now, so what happened?